Total Medals Earned: 2,544 (From 438 different games.) Total Medal Score: 42,740 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/490 points)
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 9/40 (45/495 points)
Get some more rupees.
Play the EASY challenge mode.
Get 50 rupees!
Play the HARD challenge mode.
WOW! That is pretty rude.
Shop smart, shop S-MART!
Hit your target!
Play the TIME TRIAL mode.
Travel back home for a while.
Shoot two in a row.
Shoot three in a row.
Get 100 rupees.
Get 200 rupees!
How are you doing that link?
Collect a Heart.
Follow DeathInk from the loading screen.
Shoot four in a row!
Get 400 rupees!
Don't miss with all five arrows!
Welcome back... have an apple!
Reach level 20 in the TIME TRIAL mode.
Get 600 rupees!
Reach level 20 in the EASY challeng mode.
Collect all hearts!
Ba Da Da Dum!
Reach level 20 in the HARD challeng mode.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (70/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/26 (100/420 points)
Kill a zombie by making a Fatboy explode next to him
Clear the first stage
Kill a zombie by making a runner crash into him
Kill a zombie with a bomb
Kill a zombie with a spike trap
Kill a zombie with a saw
Kill a zombie by throwing a bomb through a transporter
Kill a zombie by crushing him
Kill a fatboy
Kill a zombie by shooting him into a trap
Clear all 9 stages from the Jungle
Kill a zombie with Puke
Make a Runner crash into a Fatboy
Make a runner crash into a Fatboy in mid-air
Launch a Zombie through a transporter
Drop a Fatboy in a transporter
Finish Stage 10 in 9 seconds or less
Crush a zombie underneath a moving platform
Make a charger kill at least 2 zombies
Stop a runner by stunning him
Make at least 4 kills with a single runner
Kill at least 2 zombies by lowering the water level
Finish stage 19 in 16 seconds or less
Shoot a zombie through 2 different transporters without touching the floor
Clear all 9 stages from Desert
Clear all 9 stages from the Volcano
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
Completed the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 13/14 (465/490 points)
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Die
Get 10 headshots
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Kill 50 zombies
Kill 100 zombies
Unlock the chainsaw
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Kill 500 zombies
Get 100 headshots
Kill 1000 zombies
Reach level 30
100% headshots in a level
Medals Earned: 6/7 (230/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Obtain all 19 grapefruits
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Medals Earned: 6/7 (135/235 points)
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